Birthday Song

Yesterday was Tim's birthday. Right now you should all be sitting there singing the Cheeseberger Happy Birthday song silently to yourself.

Oh, you don't know the words? You fans suck sometimes...

Here it is:

I want a present! Give me a present! It's my birthday, you fucker. You OWE me!
I don't want pants, I don't want socks, I want a gun and maybe a clock.

It's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday you COCK!

You're buying me a beer, you're loaning me your sister.
She'd better be pretty or I'll punch you in the face.
You're buying me a hat, you're giving me your car.
We're gonna cruise downtown and drink in every fucking place.

(Even the Walmart.)

It's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday you COCK!

When I am so drunk that I don't know my own name,
When I am in jail and some big guy wants my ass,
When I am home safely and I'll owe it all to you,
Then I'll thank you, I'll thank you, I'll thank you, you COCK!

For my nice birthday presents. You rock.



And happy birthday to our fine country this happy July 4th.